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Oh my GOD.
Honestly how I envisioned siri to treat Zooey
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donotcallmeashley said: I’m so sick of hearing from guys “well I’ve never been with someone who didn’t cum” UM YEAH IM SURE
The best I’ve ever heard was “I know they had orgasms, tho, because they quivered.”
I was like “The vagina is…
Lol truth, quivering≠orgasm. People do actually think this. Now I’m finally coming mroe than my partner and its great. Although maybe a bit greedy :S
“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
You’re all just jelouse because the Olympian gods knew how to party.
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Ruins in the ancient Roman Forum in Rome, Italy.© J. Atamanuk, 05.21.2012
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What if men were photographed the way women typically were? I love this!
I wonder how it would make men feel to look at images like this everywhere.
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Goddamn
Can the world stop with women on tip toes? Whatever it is, drawing (especially comics), in films, every damn female manaquin everywhere- why are they all on tiptoe? I do not live my life on tiptoe because I’m a woman, infact I know of countless women who don’t live on tip toe. Model your high heeled shoes, but all the time? And what the fuck is with drawing women with bare feet/with flat shoes on but with them ON TIP TOE? As if they are you unsure how to walk or stand without heels on? Can you really not depict women standing how normal humans stand?
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I just realized something, you guys! Are you ready? Ya? MINI SKIRTS, BOOTY POPPING, AND CUSSING MAKE YOU WANT TO GO HAVE SEX.
Wow, holy shit. Welp, if you do any of the above I won’t be surprised when you get pregnant, you filthy whore!
Commentary.
Oh no you guys, I swear all the time, does anyone know if I might be pregnant? Please I really need some advice here I swear all the fucking time- OH SHIT THERE I GO AG- AHW FU- D: oh god I’m so pregnant right now don’t even.
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I CAN’T
WUT IS AIR
DEAD
OH MY GOD
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